Koggy's Halloween Miracle™

November 1st, 2025
While the previous blogpost was being written out, players spontanteously decided at 5AM to try and break the server's activity record, which was somewhere around 16 consecutive hours; the server made it to a full day! To celebrate this tsar bomba of basedness, HoractixTV made a new SFM still for our blog... I don't think this was on anyone's bingo card 😎
Also, a new stats tracking system has gone live, tracking various metrics like kills, longest killstreak, headshots and more; The plugin is mostly complete and can be checked out in-game with !stats, while a cool online UI for player stats is now available at kogasa.tf/whaletracker
NOTE this is in BETA and should get pretty freakin epic soon

Awesometober Blogpost

Halloween, 2025

Booooo! October is generally a turbulent time for community servers due to Casual exsanguinating them but we've been thriving over here; who knows why? In the past two months or so we've added a variety of new features for players to check out, some of that includes:
  • !cwx has been expanded; You can use !cw to open the menu and !c or !cp to read what options are available for your class. (cp stands for custom weapons panel)
  • We've added a FastDL system to facilitate some of the new features; the first addition was a new building for the Engineer, the Amplifier, which provides a fire rate and reload speed buff to allies in a radius. Players can use !a to toggle the Amplifier, and in the case that sentries are disabled as they often are, sentries are replaced with Amplifiers instead of being destroyed!
  • The second FastDL feature is a system known as saysounds; players can use !soundname (for example !cow3) to play a sound for everyone to hear, with a list available at !sounds and a volume option with !vol 0-1
  • Our Steam Chat now has over 300 members which helps us organize play and to grow, join at any time to prove you're a true fan! (click this)
  • We've added actual custom weapons with some ideas the community have come up with; the first one is a pistol for Scout and Engineer which fires 35% faster, deals 40% less damage, is 40% more accurate, and has a 200% larger clip size; this emulates a "Lightning Gun" type weapon from classic FPS games. The second one is a cowboy revolver for Engineer and Scout's secondary slot that has an accuracy bonus and drains ammo from sentries, but the first shot deals a killing blow to anyone else holding the same weapon. The third new weapon is "Sproke", a drink for Scout, which makes the scout's magazine bottomless for 12 seconds, but leaves the Scout with no reserve ammo once the effect ends. Another new weapon is a fire shotgun for Pyro, which has a 30% damage penalty and a 15% smaller magazine size, but landing two shots that are calculated as accurate on a target within 5 seconds create a fiery explosion that ignites enemies and provides bonus damage. Two minor new weapons are the Wall Climbing Kit and Surfboard for Spy; the wall climbing kit removes your revolver, reduces HP by 10 and grants you the ability to climb walls with your melee attack, while the Surfboard is a sapper which reduces damage taken from sentries by 60% and has a 50% sapper damage penalty, allowing Spies to perform sentry surfing tricks more effectively.
  • The popular "Eientei" map has been given a high-budget Halloween reskin, including a Hell dimension from our famous MGE map.
  • We now have a Github repository for anyone to look at the server's programming under the hood, we've even had some contributions from friends to make new things possible, like nerfing the Wrangler shield's resistance level. Click the Github button on this page, or check it out here
  • Each new addition to the server is designed carefully and is subject to change based on data gathered from playtime, which allows us to slowly add new content and killer features while creating minimal aggrevation. Overall, the intent and purpose of the server is to be the best place to play, and new content like nerf reverts or new weapons are side attractions that happen to grow in number over time. Happy Halloween!

A Yuge Happy Birthday!

April 28th, 2025

website has been quiet for a while but... this server is still a thing! In the past four months we've added a variety of features and QoL changes to the server, and since before that time we've been moving the majority of server documentation from this website to the server itself and to our new Steam Group while this site took a backseat. To list some of the new stuff:
  • We've added !cwx for weapon options and a handful of TF2C weapons ported to TF2 by us. So far, these total nine, such as Demoman Gunboats.
  • A welcome message and commands for reading server info, like !reverts and !info, which are the most up to date places to check on server changes. Use !reverts to read everything about your class.
  • We've added !bots with Touhou names for anyone joining during inactive hours.
  • We've migrated to a new Steam Group with a flashy and informative look to attract more interested people, join it Here. We use the Steam group chat to alert people when we're playing like we used to in the past with the announcements feature before it was removed by Valve; join the group chat Here! This has been a new paradigm in organizing play.
  • Soyjak dot party wrote about us on their wiki, our influence is genuinely insane.
  • We added melee wall climbing for Huntsman users... so quirky.
Shit, this description is surprisingly corporate and looks nothing like what you'd expect.

Anyway, this new blogpost was brought on by the server turning 5 years old just a little while ago; that's insane, and we can finally be sure that the server will live past half a decade, but not to one decade. Traffic to Kogasatopia has been exploding recently (Do people love birthday hype that much?) and we'd like to take the time to reiterate that we now use steamcord unironically; it's kino! Using a Steam group chat to ping everyone when we start playing has given the server a lot of stability as it enters old age, and the most productive thing for us is to share it around. You can use the link below to join the Steam group chat itself or share it with any of your friends, the invite won't expire. Now that the Steam group is properly descriptive and helps anyone jump in, you can point friends there too.
steamcommunity.com/chat/invite/Es09gkBm
Next up will be bringing this website up to snuff but... who cares about webdev?


NEW BLOGPOST

January 2nd, 2025
Due to popular demand 🥳

Happy Late Fourth!

July 7th, 2024 (Edited July 8th)

Utsuho here, there's a new update in the works. We've got a few things planned - new weapon buffs and an update to an old map I made called cp_chireiden.
We've been brainstorming a bit and this time we want to give YOU folks (yep, each one of you) a chance to vote for a weapon for us to give a bit of a buff. We've got a strawpoll up (https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz10OGn6) and we want to see which weapons you all would want to see upgraded. If you want to give any specific suggestions, post on the thread (https://bantculture.com/bant/res/41.html#bottom or just click 'Community') and we'll take a look.
In the mean time, we will be working on a few other weapon buffs - damage rampup over distance for the Bison, passive reload for all the syringe guns, and a dispenser range increase for the Southern Hospitality. Trust me, it'll be cray.
New map suggestions are also appreciated! Post 'em on the thread!
(SFM was made by horactix, my top guy.)

Is this thing on?

June 30th, 2024

Hello, Konatabruh here I'd like to give a formal greetings to the community on behalf of me and Utsuho.
Despite the pessimistic tone in Hombre's parting message I and Utsuho both hold high expectations for the servers future and will be doing our best to maintain the atmosphere and quality that the server has built under our former masters tenure.
I don't see this as us being given the server but rather I see this as Hombre giving the server to its community, and so I and Utsuho both want to try our best to be receptive to the community going forward. Please don’t be afraid to let either of us know how you are feeling about the server whether it be a social, technical or gameplay related issue. Additionally, the ban appeal email has been changed to one I control.
Finally, I asked Utsuho what else I should say in our first blog post as owners, and he wanted to let you all know that: They're chinchillas, not whales; - This is huge, the only thing nearly as massive is the possibility of a new ofc map being added after this blogpost.

Just Married!

June 28th, 2024

Hey guys, Bad Hombre here. There's been a change of management; I gave the server to Utsuho and Konatbruh (He's named Schraaplaaart right now), I just need to move the websites and then boom I'm out of the machine, my last day on the server was yesterday and a lot of things are different now (or back to before) like random crits and the Sandman being back... it's scary, I know! But there's a still lot left, the server might survive, haha~

To list it all:

  • Added back The Sandman stun
  • Added a welcome message that explains the server in brief
  • Added !info for juicy details
  • Added !c to let users read about their weapon reverts
  • Added back 32p at all times
  • Removed chad limits
  • Added back sentries to koth
  • Added back random crits
  • Made the server compatible with nu-Quickplay

  • I adore it here but it's been 4 years and a lot of labour so I'm gone for good now, the degree of infinity gets higher if the server doesn't exist so… faito~!! ☆ (I'm interested in alting or making an appearance after a few months but it's more likely that the server dies out all the way from here which makes me call it infinite hehe)
    Nonetheless it'll be possible to catch a game here pretty often for a while still, try checking on the server at 4-5PM EST and if not there might be a wave around 9PM to the morning as Americans arrive home for work. Other than the game dying and the community being bored, apathy prevents the dream from working!
    That means go play.

    NEW KEYED MEME

    May 26th, 2024
    A new funny SFM meme just came out, and you're thinking it's a video but... it's not! And it's not actually SFM either, it was made in gmod! The important part is that it's extremely funny. You're like, 'wow, the community of this server can still do anything?' and I'm like 'shit, this meme is so funny to me because I'm good at this otaku thing and understand every last drop of the nuance'. Go look at it Here.

    An updateroni?

    The next thing you're thinking is 'What about that update thing below with the donald trump image I've seen spread to several places on Twitter?', that's actually been happening, it's just gradual because whatever the community can crank out such as mapping, art and programming take time. Nonetheless there have been sweeping changes to the server this spring with #BigDeal new maps like Eientei2 and Forest of Magic, and you guessed it, class limits and random crits being gone!

    Wrongthink time!

    Despite the wording we're not actually going mask off here - cracking down on f2ps and the sandman started up to 2 years ago. The community of this game is terrible which causes it to have political issues such as 'random crit nazis' versus 'the uncletopia troons', but in the current year that topic is nearly dead, most of the former side no longer play TF2 or have accepted much of what Uncletopia does is right. The good news is that only unloved classes like engi and heavy are limited and melee random crits are still active.

    What's next?

    Most people in the community only play on this server which makes the gameplay quality incredibly important to uphold, and it became further possible to correct issues as 4chan tf2 politics began to die out fully. What else's come out recently include a rewrite of chat that allows locally muted people to continue having their chat read, which brought needed relief to micspammers, and plugins which allow for extensions of gametimers or for objectives to be disabled, making koth gameplay often more smooth. Speaking of 'smooth' all sentries are now disabled on koth - it's smooth because hating engineer makes you attractive to the youkai girls.
    To those ends we're working on a new scramble plugin ('ScrambWhale') that will only autobalance tourists, and a new cumulative leaderboard for stats (Seen Whaletracker? think bigger...) and maybe some cp_gravelpit_pro! Enjoy koth_candidfriend.

    An update is probably coming!

    Febuary 26th, 2024
    That's it. That's the news. An update is coming... sometime soon... someday in the future...
    You'll love this next part.

    Eirin

    Febuary 4th, 2024

    WOW, IT'S PEAK... + Small Event

    January 17th, Koggy Admin
    Babe, wake up. After a huge delay, the newest Touhou Fortress installment finally came out; it's Aya! Anyone unaware of the new Touhou Fortress installments should head over to the mods page immediately, or click here for Aya's Gamebanana page. Using the No-Hats mod is recommended; someday, the Touhou hats from this server might be compatible with the new Touhou models instead.
    Once all 9 classes are out we can finally kiss the western artstyle goodbye and inhabit eternal bliss forever, and that's probably the most important thing going on in TF2 at the moment.

    Happy new year! + an experiment

    Now that there's news, we're finally able to wish you a happy new year. Today (that's Wednesday Jan. 17th) we'll be performing a small experiment; the server will be reduced to the standard 24 player size, and the mapcycle will be trimmed down to the most iconic and replayable Kogasatopia maps fathomable. The aim is to create a more streamlined experience with minimal annoyances, and to see if it provides relief from the standard format. If well received, the event may recur each Wednesday... speaking of which, I've received word that as a punishment for these enlightened ideas, the server will be forced to provide Balloon Race this Sunday.
    View the mapcycle plan here.

    Updateroni!

    Febuary 4th, 2024
    Every Wednesday the mapcycle and playercount will be shaved down; The playercount limit becomes 28. The mapcycle link above will remain updated automatically.

    [KOG]chads just won.

    December 5th, Koggy Admin
    The Kogasa RGL team just won a gold Highlander trophy; IT'S FAT! Make sure to congradulate any comp gentlemen you see on the server and treat them like a higher class above everyone else. RGL's top caster refused to cover the match live and instead streamed the F2P sausage fest match for the Bronze trophy because success breeds controversy and Crooked Hillary had to suppress this information.
    Note: the image above isn't actually of the comp team.

    Christmas Banners are Needed!

    'Tis the season. So far, Kogasatopia only has 3 Christmas MoTDs in it's rotation and that's a huge problem. We ask that interested readers create a 900 by 640 banner that is somewhat Christmas-Touhou related and submit them to the TF2 thread at the "Community" link on this page. Want to look at examples? Visit the motd directory Here.
    Never seen an motd before? This is extremely bad; hit up cl_disablehtmlmotd 0.

    Steel Trad Pro just dropped

    "I'm Trad and I'm Pro."


    WAOW! New Koishi Mod!

    November 15th, Koggy Admin
    Babe, come take a look at this. It looks like someone lead Koishi into TF2 by offering her candy and now us TF2chads are eating good toni- HOLD THE FUCK UP. While writing this, Nitori Engineer dropped too. Let's install these new class replacements so that TF2 becomes badass and cool like Nico Nico Douga.
    Both links are available on the mods page.


    New Huge Nuke Just Dropped

    September 26th, Koggy Admin
    Whoopsie doodle, there's been a mixup at the Kogasa factory! They made a map WAY TOO BIG! And they made Keiki a D-D-D-DEER? No one deserves a mixup that bad; that's why our scientists just figured out how to make pickups look normal while leaving Halloween cosmetics enabled, and that means you can finally install the Touhou Health & Pickups mod. Get it NOW.

    Fanart page & Map Updates

    "holy shit, it's finally a thing after how long?" - Someone actually said this when being sent the news. "wow that is... kino" - Dragon said that. As you can see the greyed out "artwork" button towards the top is no longer grey and you should go there now; It's basically a cisgender neurotypical Louvre that shows who we are and helps promote racial unity. Don't like toddlers and animals? LEAVE.
    Submissions are open at the listed email which happened to replace mine, which is because I'm going into the hyperbolic time chamber and allowing the janitors to take over. Will our heroes survive this one?
    These images are relevant because Dustbowl Pro and Lumberyard Pro just got an update along with the release of Koth_Brawl. Thanks go to our Tf2maps inside man, who I won't address by name because this site might be controversial and tf2maps is some kind of satan-worshipping cabal. Despite being a touhou friend I paid him 3 keys for his service so if you don't like the maps it's VERY BAD!
    Dustbowl pro stage 2 no longer kills Blu players when they change classes.


    What if the Soldier DOMINATED Touhou characters?

    August 30th, Koggy Admin
    Wake up babe, one of our top guys just released an amazing impression of the Soldier; it's not featured here because one of our guys made it, it's here because it's THAT good - literally everyone is awestruck - and we need to raise awareness of this. It's so good that it's dumbfounding that one of our guys made it instead of scribbling gyates for the millionth time or something of the sort.

    Happy Birthday Rika!

    August 21st, Koggy Admin
    Boom.

    Somehow, Banttf2 Returned

    July 12th, Koggy Admin
    Due to a fire in a New York datacenter, many services have been rendered offline for the past few days, ironically including both Kogasatopia and that one other server. Services returned Wednesday evening, and the gyates have #BuiltBackBetter. The server has been full all evening like it usually is, thanks in part to the TF2 summer update, which our hivemind has decided sucks; more on that below.

    TF2 Summer update: It's mid

    Several hours before gyate.net returned, the much anticipated TF2 summer update flanally dropped; despite everyone's expectations being low, the update does indeed contain only maps and hats. Notably, cp_steel has been renovated and is now much more similar to cp_steel_pro, which is a downgrade due to the removal of iconic exploits and reducing the detail of several rooms for the sake of "visual clarity" (which is retarded because you can frag in a messy room if you're so great)
    Additionally, Valve has added VSH to casual, and i'm being told that it includes new voice lines for every mercenary, which all sound terrible and like completely different characters. This is less relevant than cp_steel because it only concerns casual and none of us go there.
    The cosmetics and koth_rotunda (update: we hate rotunda now) are pretty keyed though!
    To #StopTheSteel, nominate cp_steel_trad.

    Happy Birthday Kogasatopia!

    June 26th, Koggy Admin
    Time flies dude! It's now been one year since the last day we played as a Sunday-only server and had our unexpected miracle of starting to play constantly. The update bonus page has finally released, because withholding it to have something awesome for the anniversary was a smart move.
    May Trump is Christ, cp_dustbowl_pro, cp_product_pro, Touhou hats, the Mini-Hakkero and the Guinea Pig be well with us both in this life and in the pilgrimage of a thousand years which we have described.

    The Trump Has Landed

    June 10th, Koggy Admin
    Babe, wake the fuck up, the new banttf2 update just came out. The only twist is that like last time, new content comes out each day like an ACTUAL tf2 update instead of us blowing our load all at once.
    The update page will be expanded daily until the 14th. Get ready for new hats, in-house maps like Bantwater-style Upward and Dustbowl, and obscure changes that are barely worth listing but will make a big difference for your quality of life in the Koggy.
    View "Trump is Christ" here.

    Miscellaneous News

    May 26th, Koggy Admin
    https://youtu.be/RJzeGHARXL
    Holy smokio! ('holy smokio will not be tolerated' t. smokio) A new tf2tuber video just came out; but this time, it was filmed on Koggy, by Koggy, for Koggies. Like it or not, if this video gets tons of views and likes, it means we're winning. That means upvote it and share it with your friends A.S.A.P., because everyone knows that TF2 is much more popular on tiktok and youtube than the actual game is. Play TF2 all day like a loser? Chances are, you show up in this video.

    Twitter just dropped

    Noticed that the Twitter icon on the site is different now? I sure did. That's because Kogasatopia now has a Twitter page, which will tweet important photos and make snarky replies to people who get banned and complain. This was motivated by the unfortunate reality that everyone here is only here because of the astronomically small chance that they ran into Koggy, which is a bit sad to think about. With some luck, this traditional form of publicity will let people who would otherwise love to be playing here actually know that the server exists.

    Zesty just linked up with banttf2

    Due to being harassed about 'Gasa on his streams and Twitter, Zesty checked the Kog out. Initially he was not noticed or cared about, despite someone confirming that it was the real deal, but he eventually became topical, and began answering people's questions. Despite being owned and streamsniped by banttf2 gamers in the past he's actually a pretty down to earth guy, and has since visited the server several times. More importantly, he tweeted a picture of a saucy Touhou spray from the server, along with the words 'Remember what they took from you'. This confirms that banttf2 is trad.
    View Zesty's tweet here.

    dom_hydro_b4; New gem?

    May 5th, Koggy Admin
    "WHAT IF HYDRO WERE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT AND HAD A QUIRKY NEW VERSION?", a question that TF2 redditors ask all the time. However, it looks like Kogasa's top engineers have cracked the code, and have finally made Hydro into an awesome map that TF2 gamers can play all day.
    This map makes every area of Hydro available - barring Blu and Red's final bases from the original - and is focused on holding points for as long as possible, like KoTH but with 4 caps instead. The more capture points your team owns, the faster the clock will tick down. Additionally, capturing a point allows your team to resupply and spawn in the nearby base, and holding all four at once wins the round for your team, because your enemies won't have a base anymore.
    This awesome gimmick has probably never been done before, which means we are inventors and scientists.

    NOTE: the hydro yukkuri are not real

    Attention, Yukari Whalers!

    April 13th, Koggy Admin
    Happy Passover! The new Kogasatopia website just dropped; it's like Teamfortress.com but more Kogasatopia oriented... we even have a blog now. Everything related to the server will now be featured here.
    The last few Kogasatopia seasonal updates have been focused on weapon changes, but this time we have few; that's because we'd run out if we blew our load right now. Instead, along with some new features like being able to nominate workshop maps by name, we've added the Versus Saxton Hale gamemode to the server for the first time, which became possible with Vscript on March 17th.
    Read more about Vscript VSH here...

    New mods page just dropped

    Babe, what if there were Kogasatopia .vpk files that would make the TF2 world subtly more Touhou related? They actually exist; we just haven't had a place to list all of them until now. Each one has been carefully selected by how faithfully it fits TF2's artstyle since Kogasatopia occasionally cares about quality control.
    Pictured is our important new mod that replaces most of TF2's signs and decals with Kogasatopia related ones, and it changes the ambulance and Dispenser textures slightly too. Other important vpk files include a Marisa hat that replaces the Ghostly Gibus and sexy Touhou calendars, which are soulful because they match the original poses of the TF2 calendars.
    Visit the VPK list here.
    Here's where you can find a full changelog for our server now! 23/08/2025

    Index

    Weapon Changes

    Scout Scout
    Back Scatter
    - 10% more accurate instead of -20% less
    Baby Face's
    - Boost kept on damage taken, -20% base movement speed
    The Shortstop
    - +25% reload speed, +20% healing received, +80% damage force taken
    Flying Guillotine
    - Deals +100% damage to stunned targets
    Crit-a-Cola
    - No mark for death visual, damage vuln. reduced to 25%
    The Sandman
    - Stuns targets for a reduced period of time, 512 unit min range
    Candy Cane
    - +40% more health from medkits
    Fan-o-War
    - +20% deploy and holster speed
    Soldier Soldier
    Air Strike
    - +15% reload speed
    Liberty Launcher
    - +10% firing speed
    Righteous Bison
    - Fires 60% faster, hits targets multiple times
    Base Jumper
    - Re-deploy, float upwards while on fire
    Equalizer
    - -20% damage from ranged sources while active
    Pyro Pyro
    Dragon's Fury
    - Airblast jump
    Degreaser
    - +40% bonus to all switch speeds
    Detonator
    - Self damage penalty reduced from 50% to 25%
    Thermal Thruster
    - Re-launch while midair
    Gas Passer
    - Gas applies jarate for 6s
    Axtinguisher
    - Crits burning targets, 50% less damage to non-burning targets
    Volcano Fragment
    - Mini-crits burning targets
    Demoman Demoman
    Booties
    - Provide speed even without a shield
    Base Jumper
    - Re-deploy, float upwards while on fire
    Sticky Jumper
    - Max stickies 3 -> 8
    Scottish Resistance
    - Arm time 0.8 -> 0.4
    Shields
    - Provide 65% blast jump damage resistance
    Caber
    - Explosion deals 125 damage, deals 175 damage while blast jumping
    Scottish Handshake
    - Market gardener stats
    Heavy Heavy
    Huo Long Heater
    - No damage penalty
    Shotguns
    - +10% movement speed while held
    Gloves of Running
    - No health drain, marks for death
    Eviction Notice
    - No health drain, fires 60% faster instead of 40%
    Engineer Engineer
    Pomson
    - Penetrates targets, +20% firing rate
    Southern Hospitality
    - +10% damage, +100% dispenser range
    Medic Medic
    Syringe Guns
    - +1.25% uber on hit, reload on holster
    The Vita-Saw
    - Retain up to 20% uber after death regardless of organs, wall climbing
    Sniper Sniper
    The Huntsman
    - +15hp on wearer, enables melee wall climbing
    The Classic
    - +20% charge rate
    The Cozy Camper
    - No aim flinch at any charge
    The Cleaner's Carbine
    - Critboost on kill (3s)
    The Tribalman's Shiv
    - -25% damage instead of -50% damage
    Spy Spy
    The Ambassador
    - Headshots deal 102 damage
    The Enforcer
    - No bullet spread, +20% damage, no disguise bonus
    The Big Earner
    - +5hp
    Your Eternal Reward
    - 0% cloak drain penalty, +10% swing speed



    Custom Weapons X
    Earlier in 2025, we started experimenting with weapon options and eventually custom weapons; in game, use !cwx (or !cw for short) to open a menu and equip these; read what they do at any time with !c
    Our goal is to create balanced weapons that fill niches that aren't available in TF2, and we also ported several weapons from the mod Team Fortress 2 Classic using this system! These are added slowly over time with a lot of input and careful consideration.
    Scout Scout
    [Primary] Original Baby Face
    +40% accuracy, 6 clip size, -30% damage, -25% base movement speed
    [Secondary] Lightning Pistol
    +35% firing rate, +150% clip size, 70% more accurate, -35% damage, -15% reload speed
    Soldier Soldier
    [Secondary] The F.U.T.A.
    +30% blast jump damage resistance, +15% tighter spread, -50% clip size
    [Secondary] Old Panic Attack
    Hold fire to load up to 4 shells, fires faster as HP decreases
    [Secondary] Soldier's Pistol
    Standard lugermorph, no special effects
    Pyro Pyro
    [Primary] Stock Shotgun
    Standard weapon, no special effects
    [Secondary] TF2C Twin Barrel
    Holster reload, +50% bullets per shot, first shot is a recoil jump, knocks back targets, -66% clip size, 10% wider spread, 15% slower draw speed, -20% damage penalty Recoil Jump: similar to a rocket jump, deals 10% of the user's current HP as damage Total damage bonus equates to +20% (+50% bullets - -20% damage)
    [Secondary] Old Panic Attack
    Hold fire to load up to 4 shells, fires faster as HP decreases
    [Secondary] The Family Business
    Standard weapon, no special effects
    [Melee] TF2C Harvester
    Afterburn is returned as health while held, killing an enemy with fire provides 4 healing charges, hold the scythe to consume your healing charges, each charge heals 4 health enemies are extinguished on your death
    Demoman Demoman
    [Primary] Grenade Launcher (straight grenades)
    Straight grenades with no spin, like the Loch-n-Load
    [Primary] Demoman Gunboats
    Standard weapon, no special effects
    [Secondary] Demoman Banana
    Throw and eat to heal yourself! (35 hp)
    Heavy Heavy
    [Secondary] Old Panic Attack
    Hold fire to load up to 4 shells, fires faster as HP decreases
    Engineer Engineer
    [Primary] Old Panic Attack
    Hold fire to load up to 4 shells, fires faster as HP decreases
    [Primary] The Family Business
    Standard weapon, no special effects
    [Secondary] Lightning Pistol
    +35% firing rate, +150% clip size, 40% more accurate, -40% damage, -15% reload speed
    [Secondary] The Winger
    Standard weapon, no special effects
    [Secondary] Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
    Standard weapon, no special effects
    [PDA1] Boost/Jump Pads
    Place boost/jump pads (or use !p for convenience)
    [PDA1] Amplifier Dispenser Replacement
    Place a mini-crit Dispenser (or use !a for convenience)
    Medic Medic
    [Melee] TF2C Shock Therapy
    Hit allies to fully overheal them, enemies take charge as damage, 30s recharge time, -15% healing on medigun
    [Melee] The Mantreads
    Standard mantreads for players who enjoy surfing explosions
    Sniper Sniper No custom weapons yet!
    Spy Spy
    [Secondary] Enforcer (Alt)
    No fire rate penalty, +10% damage, -25% damage while disguised, +0.5s time to cloak
    [Secondary] Wall Climbing Kit
    +15 hp, enables wall climb, +25% damage taken from fire, +20% damage taken from explosives
    [Building] The Surfboard
    -60% damage taken from sentries, -60% sapper damage
    [PDA] TF2C L'escampette
    Move 30% faster while cloaked, 50% less cloak, 10% cloak lost on hit, no pickups while cloaked



    New Engineer Buildings
    This server has two new buildings for the Engineer; EngiPads, and Amplifiers. EngiPads replace teleporters with a Jump or Speed pad while Amplifiers can replace sentries or dispensers and provide a mini-crit buff to allies.

    Amplifier
    • Use !a to open the building menu and equip the Amplifier in your Sentry or Dispenser slot
    • Amplifiers provide a 3 second mini-crit buff to allies within 225 hammer units of range
    • Amplifiers store metal and consume it to operate; hit the Amplifier with your wrench to refill it.
    • NOTE: They explode violently on death, dealing up to 65 damage to anyone within the buff radius.

    Speed/Jump Pads
    • Open the building menu to equip Engipads, or use !cw
    • Speed pads increase your speed to 480 units/second when touched, and the buff lasts for 2 seconds (3 on asymmetrical gamemodes)
    • Taking damage, being airblasted or scoping in with a rifle will remove the bonus early
    • Turn your teleporter while holding it to place a Jump pad instead. Jump pads launch allies 700 units upward & forward with a 2 second cooldown time.
    • Crouching when touching a jump pad increases the launch height and velocity by 10%



    Server Commands
    It's helpful to list server commands for people to learn about things they didn't know or have seen other players using!
    Voting
    !rtv !nominate !nom !n !scramble !nextmap !next
    Server
    !steam !info !rules
    Weapons
    !reverts !r !rp !cw !c !cp !r to read weapon changes, !c to read custom weapons, !cw to equip custom weapons, !*p versions for a panel view
    New Buildings
    !pads !p !amp !a !ah !ph Use !a or !p for a convenient menu to toggle the new buldings, use !ah or !ph to read a detailed description
    Gameplay
    !center !duel !fov !center enables centered projectiles for weapons like grenade launchers and huntsman arrows, !fov lets you use any fov below 175
    Fun Commands
    !hug !rape !hugcheck !rapecheck !thirdperson !tp !firstperson !fp
    Say Sounds
    !opt !vol !sounds
    We recommend trying out !fov for an increased max fov (ex. !fov 100) or !center to try out centered projectiles for any weapon. You can also toggle the server's Engipads feature with !pads and participate in democracy with the server's voting commands. Note that some commands are short-form versions of existing commands (ex. !reverts -> !r) to provide convenience.


    Server Settings
    This server changes settings like respawn times, max rounds and time limits based on variables like the gamemode, specific map or number of players connected.
    Server
    • Respawn times default to 6 seconds and are overall reduced from TF2's usual 12-24 seconds across all maps
    • Random critical hits are disabled, melee random crits are enabled, except for Snipers
    • Team unbalance limits start at 1 and are increased to 2 above 16 players
    • Pushing teammates is disabled
    • Waiting for players time is disabled
    • Pre-round explosive jumping is enabled
    • sv_pure is 0, meaning clients can use modded files
    • Sprays are enabled, also see soundsprays on our info page and the large sprays plugin (!spray 4)
    • Teams are scrambled every 2 rounds
    • Round wait times are disabled by mp_enableroundwaittime 0, which feels fast and snappy, but breaks a handful of maps with extensive scripting
    • Default timelimit is 50 minutes, default max number of rounds are 8
    • Voice chat icons are disabled to prevent cloaked Spies from being sabotaged
    • Spawn glow outlines are disabled
    • Alltalk is enabled
    • Random bullet spread is disabled
    • Cosmetics may be temporarily disabled during denial of service attacks in order to decrease ping and improve stability
    King of the Hill / Other Symmetrical gamemodes
    • Respawn times default to 3 and increase to 4 above 16 players
    • Control point time is set to 5 minutes by default across all maps
    • Playercount limit is set to 28
    Attack Defence / Payload gamemodes
    • Respawn times default to 10 and increase to 12 above 16 players
    • Red team members are respawned when a control point is captured
    • Respawn times return to default after 3 control points are captured, returning to the TF2 defaults of 10-25 seconds
    • Waiting for players is set to 15 seconds
    • Setup times are reduced to 30 seconds from 60
    • On Payload: Heavies are class limited to 1 per team, Medics are class limited to 2 per team
    • Playercount limit is set to 24
    • Engineer speed pad duration is increased from 2 to 3
    • Max rounds are set to 3
    Arena
    • First blood critical hits are disabled
    • Max rounds are set to 30

    Wow We're Back

    October 1st, 2025

    Hey guys, this website has gone out of use (aside from the useful playercount widgets on the home page) but we're now hosting a complete changelog here in the 'Updates' tab; go check it out! Listing changes here fell by the wayside because things change and are developed over time, causing this sort of format to fall out of use. We've mostly pivoted to listing server settings and important information in game with commands like !info !revert !c !commands and so on.
    In the past few months, we've moved to a new host, dramatically alleviating performance and networking issues that have been a trouble in the past. We also have relatively effective ddos retardation, and recently added rafradek's performance optimization plugin, which enables multithreading for TF2 networking and dramatically improved our performance. Our Steam chat is now the primary way the server is organized, and we have just under 300 members within it; we still ask that you join!

    Bruh Broadcasting Channel

    October 22nd, 2023
  • New Touhou map: Koth Genbu Ravine
  • October 20th, 2023
  • Addendum: we have our own 4chan now. TF2 players can visit automatically, but if not, try guessing the password.
  • Click the community button or bantculture.com
  • Battlemetrics? GONE. Whaletracker? IT'S UP.
  • I'm a whale and i'm being tracked LOL
  • The 4chan replacement will become more public as we get on our feet, but the password should be easy for Touhou fans.
  • TAVIOLI JUST UPLOADED SOMETHING TO THE ARTWORK PAGE AND IT'S A HUGE NUKE OUT OF NOWHERE HOW DO WE HAVE SUCH TALENT FOLKS WTFWT (It's Shizuha)

  • September 28th, 2023
  • Koggy admin? GONE. Help the janitors out to #BuildBackBetter. Bot on the server? Go find them.
  • New changelog is out (much had to be completed to help the B team take over)
  • The info page is now more streamlined and contains a command to enable sprays, html motds, and sound sprays
  • Artwork page? SOULSTORM. Submissions are open at the email.
  • Motds now cycle daily, view them all at fastdl.gyate.net
  • The mapcycle expands after 9PM EST, check the updates tab for details
  • koth_genbu_ravine enters development. That's like arena_ravine but koth and it's the Touhou location. ETA? I don't know, i'm IMPRISONED.

  • September 17th, 2023
  • koth_lumberyard_pro just dropped
  • the mapcycle is now slowly shrinking to weed out undersirables... don't pay attention to it
  • Zesty just BETRAYED Kogastopia, he called banttf2 culture bad. "Kogasatopia culture? touhou this... touhou that...". Who pissed in his sproke?
  • Sproke is now availible on the mods page
  • Hourai Elixir & Armpit Juice are now availible on the mods page (They're team coloured) (thank you masada)
  • Horactix is making Touhou TF2 voice acting videos and he's actually doing a good job. There goes my hero.
  • Touhou 19 whales just dropped (thank you utsuho and nachtmagier)
  • Huge daily meltdowns in the steam community forums about Kogasatopia get locked by Valve
  • Gametracker might've banned us... stay tuned on this one
  • UPDATE: gametracker is broken, you can check how populated the server is from Steam by clicking "View" and "Game Servers"
  • Gigantic pissbaby twitter "Valid Ls" advertises Kogasatopia (we didn't ask)
  • Kogasa has fruit on the head
  • Ancient banttf2 culture map "koth brawl" is being remade by a tf2maps inside man
  • Gametracker is out, Battlemetrics is in

  • Looksmax.org Nenpo

    July 19th, 2023
  • Sproke

  • The Daily Whale

    May 24th, 2023
  • Koggy twitter just dropped, follow it NOW
  • Zesty Jesus repents and plays on Kogasatopia; tweets an image of a large Touhou spray, states it's one of the only places left to play TF2
  • Resizable Sprays and the text plugin have returned
  • FlaminSarge (maintainer of tf2attributes and many important TF2 plugins) starts visiting Koggy
  • Koggy comp team plays for the first time; wins 'bigly' because they had fun
  • New collab between Gamebanana Guy and Koggy just dropped, "Kogasa's Umbrella for Scotsman's Skullcutter"
  • New amazing yukkuri mod for The Sandman just dropped, includes immersive sounds
  • A redditor complains about Kogasatopia on reddit; he receives 8000 upvotes, but the thread is locked because too many redditors think Koggy is awesome.
  • u/jude90245 mysteriously disappears
  • Touhvest gets an update, includes yukari whale and extremely captivating televisions
  • Iku hat, Tenshi hat & Shikieiki hat for other f2p turd hats like the Mann Co. Cap enter development
  • Awesome new tf2tube video about the Scottish Resistance just dropped, is Kogasatopia-oriented
  • The Sniper (VA) is doing something at Valve. New TF2 content? Don't make me kek!
  • Vscript VSH on the Hakurei Shrine will get updated soon... eventually. In-home changes to the mod will begin there
  • I have done nothing but drink Sproke for 3 days

  • The Nue York Times

    April 23rd 2023
  • Zesty Jesus is asked about Kogasatopia on a livestream; he is visibly infuriated.
  • Chdata (maintainer of the VSH plugin and owner of touhou vsh server) visits Kogasatopia to play Vscript hale
  • "Highlander Friday" enters theorycrafting stage
  • !tts micspammer makes a brief return
  • Scat Humvee installs windows to use hammer
  • Kogasatopia MGE map with an Eientei theme enters development; will feature otaku-culture-ified versions of Gullywash Middle, Badlands Middle & Spire, Ammomod, and all-new areas keyed on your favorite TH8 IN locations.
  • Cheireiden themed A/D map enters development
  • Boom makes a cameo on the Kogasatopia changelog
  • Bantwater enters the mapcycle for the first time since June
  • New Touhou TF2 VPK "Touhou 17 Animal Spirits" drops on Gamebanana
  • b4nny finishes consuming Yomps and goes hungry; gets OWNED by Habib.
  • Dragon protects his MGE king status... Madocheyed might be the only person able to stop him.
  • Kogasatopians begin planning an NA RGL team
  • Morocco defends the integrity of junko whale
  • Previously unheard music on dm_sdm is discovered in Patchouli's room
  • A trans folk complains about Kogasatopia on reddit, describing "extreme racism and transphobia" even though we are racially diverse
  • Chat color and wordfilter plugin takes a dirtnap; the future of the plugin is as yet unknown

  • Admin Email

    malkuthbr2@pissmail.com

    Ban Appeals

    see above


    Note: the cute pixel art is from https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/67612950